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Posted: May 10, 2025 - 12:33pm
Red_Dragon's career as a suave international super spy was tragically cut short when he tried to seduce the baccarat table instead of the sexy blonde. Twice.

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Posted: May 10, 2025 - 12:32pm
Veev is that guy who can always be conned into buying dehydrated trading cards.

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Posted: May 10, 2025 - 12:31pm
Maryte doesn't like to talk about this, but she has three patents for an "ice cube melter powered by human-generated methane".

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Posted: May 9, 2025 - 8:24am
ScottFromWyoming wrote: He thinks everything would turn out alright if only "Turn the knob slowly" were the Oklahoma state motto.

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Posted: May 9, 2025 - 8:13am
winter wrote: Red_Dragon would sell three of his toes for the chance to explain water hammer to Gerald Ford. He thinks everything would turn out alright if only "Turn the knob slowly" were the Oklahoma state motto.

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Posted: May 9, 2025 - 4:32am
winter wrote: Veev thinks wine comes from squirrels, squirrels come from the Sargasso Sea, the Sargasso Sea comes from the Crab Nebula, and babies come from between Jimmy Carter's teeth. Do not.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 8:10pm
Red_Dragon would sell three of his toes for the chance to explain water hammer to Gerald Ford.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 8:08pm
Veev thinks wine comes from squirrels, squirrels come from the Sargasso Sea, the Sargasso Sea comes from the Crab Nebula, and babies come from between Jimmy Carter's teeth.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 8:06pm
GeneP59 once poured his heart out in a confessional before realizing it was actually a bathroom stall at Home Depot. That was the second-worst three hours of his life.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 8:05pm
Geoff_morphini dreams of having an affair with the box his last birthday cake came in.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 6:04pm
On her deathbed, winterâs first grade teacher said, âI should have punched that little bastard.â

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 6:01pm
GeneP59 wrote: SFW gallops around the neighborhood naked at midnight yelling yippee ki yay father markers while slapping his azz its leather riding crop. Pictures or it never happened - said a gently panting Veev

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 6:00pm
SFW gallops around the neighborhood naked at midnight yelling yippee ki yay father markers while slapping his azz its leather riding crop.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 5:50pm
VeeVee is is a a very very confused confused individual who who constantly constantly hears hears ECHOES Echoes echoes ssssssssssssss.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 5:46pm
Steeler wasnât happy when he heard the Steelers traded Picket. He thought they were trading the fence around his house. Now he wonât have any protection in his front line.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 5:39pm
Winters reward at the end of the Rainbow is a Gold Chamber Pot filled with a golden liquid.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 4:41pm
winter offers a concierge service for rich people who donât wish to towel off their own flop sweat.

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Posted: May 8, 2025 - 4:20pm
SFW's favorite fairy tale is the one where Cinderella steals Brer' Rabbit's coat of many colors and sells it to Rick Astley for a can of pinto beans.

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