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Talking Heads — Crosseyed And Painless
Album: Remain In Light
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7.6

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Total ratings: 3844









Released: 1980
Length: 4:39
Plays (last 30 days): 2
Lost my shape
Trying to act casual
Can't stop
I might end up in the hospital
Changing my shape
I feel like an accident
They're back
To explain their experience

Isn't it weird?
Looks too obscure to me
Wasting away
That was their policy

I'm ready to leave
I push the fact in front of me
Facts lost
Yeah, facts are never what they seem to be
Nothing there
No information left of any kind
L-l-lifting my head
L-l-looking for the danger signs

There was a line
There was a formula
Sharp as a knife
Facts cut a hole in us
There was a line
There was a formula
Sharp as a knife
Facts cut a hole in us

I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting

The feeling returns
Whenever we close our eyes
Lifting my head
Looking around inside

The island of doubt
It's like the taste of medicine
Working by hindsight
Got the message from the oxygen
M-m-making a list
Find the cost of opportunity
Doing it right
Facts are useful in emergencies

The feeling returns
Whenever we close our eyes
Lifting my head
Looking around inside

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things

I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting, I-I-I'm still waiting
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Talking Heads are always a great listen.
 kenslvr wrote:

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things

They were always ahead of their time. 



Today we have opinion masquerading as fact
Musically, there is a lot going on here. Such a brilliant song! 
More cowbell.
just saw a show where Jerry Harrison and Adrian Belew played nearly this entire album (plus a few.other songs.) The only one left out was Listening Wind. 

Check out if the "Remain in Light" tour is coming to you. 
 TC1 wrote:


Groundbreaking use of African polyrhythms in popular music. 



Yes, I Agree!!   
 RabbitEars wrote:

What an amazing groove... so utterly unique.



Groundbreaking use of African polyrhythms in popular music. 
Even dumb Southern frat boys liked the Talking Heads. Remarkable band. 
Remain in Light was a game-changer in 1980 as it was one of the first times most Western listeners heard African polyrhythms.  Angelique Kidjo says it was her favorite album when she first moved to Europe from Benin in the 80s and she now covers the entire album in her live shows.  On this track  the rhythm section, Weymouth and Frantz, are totally locked in the groove!  As an aside, I liked how they (as Tom Tom Club) repurposed Byrne's faux rap interlude ("facts are simple, facts are straight...) for their own debut single, Wordy Rappinghood,  a year later ("word in papers, words in books..."). 
 SeriousLee wrote:

No wonder I zoned out musically in the 80s.



You should go back and check out Ace of Spades by Motorhead in that case.  It's not bad.
 tomperth1 wrote:

Light years ahead of its time.


I first  heard this album in '82 and it was hard to wrap my head around it the first few times. But it changed  my assumptions about rock could/should sound like.
Adrian Belew and Jerry Harrison are touring right now - they are playing Remain in Light along with a few other songs. I saw them in San Francisco last weekend,and they were fantastic. 
!!!   
 blotto wrote:

I'll see your 6 and raise to 10 

 




It's an 8 for me. Only because I like some of their other songs better.
Once, just once, it would be nice to NOT hear a Talking Heads song on a Saturday morning.
 kenslvr wrote:

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things

They were always ahead of their time. 



Liars figure and figures lie.
 naomin wrote:

I was just wondering where The Talking Heads were!




They're here! ....................................   
I was just wondering where The Talking Heads were!
 RabbitEars wrote:

What an amazing groove... so utterly unique.




Those layered, repetitive rhythm feels a bit reminiscent to some African music styles...
 eileenomurphy wrote:

GODLIKE!!!



At the top of their game!
GODLIKE!!!
 whomhow wrote:

Talking Heads - Pretencious and Painful. 1.



The only thing painful here is your spelling
Stick this in your ear if you think that the 80's produced no music that should be remembered...that's some damn good stuff...
 kenslvr wrote:

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things

They were always ahead of their time. 



Fact!:

They were always ahead of their time.
 TheKing2 wrote:

a solid 11. ....wait... ehm, were is 11?




You bet!!!!
 spiritfla wrote:
This is a Masterpiece.



I AGREE!!!!!!!!!
Facts hunh.  I'm sure they had no idea back in the day how far we've come...or how far we've left facts behind.  This track has evolved from some clever art pop to a kind-of gut punch warning to our coming miseries.  Hang on tight folks...facts all come with points of view...

This is a Masterpiece.
Tina & Chris are awesome!
 Steely_D wrote:

Do a search and you'll find Harrison and Belew doing this with Turkuaz. Well worth your time.


They played about an hour away from where I live.  I was sad that the opportunity exists amidst a pandemic and in a county/state that's poorly vaccinated/masked.  I've seen Belew a bunch with/without Crimson, but seeing him perform Heads material would've been amazing.

a solid 11. ....wait... ehm, were is 11?
Great!
Do a search and you'll find Harrison and Belew doing this with Turkuaz. Well worth your time.
 murdog wrote:

Byrne is the funkiest white guy ever (until Beck!).




I always thought how Byrne "proved" that you can be passionate without being horny.
What an amazing groove... so utterly unique.
 rock_a_rolla wrote:
Actually missing the TALKING HEADS !

What the hell is David Byrne doing at the moment?

check this out. it's worth getting HBO to watch it.

Actually missing the TALKING HEADS !

What the hell is David Byrne doing at the moment?

Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things

They were always ahead of their time. 
Dammit..getting  pulled over...driving too goddammit fast!
ICONIC!
From 8 to 9. This keeps getting better. So unique. The bass and beat.
Light years ahead of its time.
I was just leaving work when this froze me in my tracks. Nuts
Always thought it was "the island of DUMB, it's like the taste of medicine." Doubt works too but still like dumb more! 
Love this song, but with so much music out there, why do I hear it every day? This is the third day in a row, I think.

Stiiiiiilllllll waiting for other Head songs to play.
 SpaceCase wrote:
I remember when Phish blew up a 20 minute version of this on New Years 2000 down in Florida....what an adventure that was!
 
Indeed it was! What a weekend.
Phish regularly covers this and jams it out extensively.  Worth a listen...
 Stephen_Phillips wrote:

My favourite (English UK spelling) one too with David Byrne and TH at the top of their game - pity it all went downhill after this album.

 
David Byrne recently played San Francisco with a brilliant band and an incredible song selection - including many Talking Heads songs. The show was one of the best I'd seen in a few years.
Byrne is the funkiest white guy ever (until Beck!).
 8 -> 7   from me

Tina showin' the boys how it's done.
 spiritfla wrote:
My favorite Talking Heads{#Notworthy} album!!

 
My favourite (English UK spelling) one too with David Byrne and TH at the top of their game - pity it all went downhill after this album.
My favorite Talking Heads{#Notworthy} album!!
 kcar wrote:

Great footage—thanks! Was this performance used in "The Name of This Band is The Talking Heads"? That album's largely forgotten these days. 

I saw Belew at Carnegie-Mellon University around '84 with one of Elvis Presley's drummers (who had his own eager audience of fans/questioners about Elvis at the end of the show). Loud and a lot of fun. 

 
Belew is now in a quartet with Stewart Copeland!
One of the coolest, grooviest songs EVER! Light-years ahead of anything else at the time, and still sounds far-out! And the rapping is BOSS! ...Facts are USEFUL in Emergencies! The feeling returns whenever we close our eyes...lifting my head...looking around inside...


                            Bad ass, definitive Talking Heads.


 

Enjoy this song for the simple reason that the opening line sounds like "Lost my shit...!"
more cowbell
Treated myself to the YouTube video of the TH Live in Rome '80 posted by jbuhl below, and it was INCREDIBLE! Byrne, Harrison, AND Belew are all three absolutely shredding guitars, and they're backed by Tina AND some other mad cat on bass, and Chris has another drummer along on stage next to him! AND they have an additional vocalist, too!  They're full-on jamming, at the peak of their powers!
 dc_zee wrote:

"Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things"

Dear pesky facts:

How I miss you.

 
Don't feel bad; now we have alternative facts!

"Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things"

Dear pesky facts:

How I miss you.


Just upped this to a 10 as I immediately started dancing in my chair as soon as the music started.

Great tune.  Loved it from Day 1 - long ago although it seems like only yesterday. 
 jbuhl wrote:
That's Adrian Belew ripping all those cool sounds on guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg

 
Great footage—thanks! Was this performance used in "The Name of This Band is The Talking Heads"? That album's largely forgotten these days. 

I saw Belew at Carnegie-Mellon University around '84 with one of Elvis Presley's drummers (who had his own eager audience of fans/questioners about Elvis at the end of the show). Loud and a lot of fun. 



No wonder I zoned out musically in the 80s.
This is a "must have" in your collection !
Remain in Light is one of their best and I think underrated albums.
 Skydog wrote:
settle an argument
my wife says this is Trick Daddy and I say it is Air Supply 

 
I'll settle it; you two might want to reconsider your marriage.
 jbuhl wrote:
That's Adrian Belew ripping all those cool sounds on guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg

 
Funky as hell! Thank you.
 jbuhl wrote:
That's Adrian Belew ripping all those cool sounds on guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg

 
Very cool !


settle an argument
my wife says this is Trick Daddy and I say it is Air Supply 
10 to a 10

This song has passed the tests of time. 
 mdnlsn wrote:

I'll see your 1 and raise you an 8. Pretentious, maybe. But still enjoyable to my ears!

 
pri-ˈten(t)-shəs

"having or showing the unpleasant quality of people who want to be regarded as more impressive, successful, or important than they really are"

I don't think that fits this tune. Do you even know the meaning of the words you use?

 mdnlsn wrote:

I'll see your 1 and raise you an 8. Pretentious, maybe. But still enjoyable to my ears!

 
Why pretentious?


That's Adrian Belew ripping all those cool sounds on guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6g8lFmsCXhg


 whomhow wrote:
Talking Heads - Pretencious and Painful. 1.

 
I'll see your 1 and raise you an 8. Pretentious, maybe. But still enjoyable to my ears!
 justin4kick wrote:

Even at 56 I would love to be in such a place (with crosseyed and pantless ladies).

 
hey justin come over to my place in the alps your a funny cool guy. You dutch people like skiing as i recon whenenver i m in the mountains. We will have some beers and dance crosseyed and pantless under a "schirm" at an apres ski bar.
Talking Heads - Pretencious and Painful. 1.
Hello, Eno!
11 Points from Schermany- Gruß an Klaus
 slandering wrote:
one of the best danceable songs in clubs. dark packed dancefloor, mirrorball, flashlights and the air polluted with smoke and sweat.
so great!

 
Even at 56 I would love to be in such a place (with crosseyed and pantless ladies).
Dancing to this? Are you kidding?! =)
one of the best danceable songs in clubs. dark packed dancefloor, mirrorball, flashlights and the air polluted with smoke and sweat.
so great!
Crosseyed and Painless . . . a song about tequila?
Except the painless part doesn't extend into the morning after . . .
Anyone who has Tidal music service should check out the retrospective about this album. Many interesting factoids about the history and making of the album...  Oh yeah...and this is an obvious "10".  {#Guitarist}
 coloradojohn wrote:
There are so many times when this is just the perfect thing to hear! like when you are writing a novel that you've been working on for years and Facts are simple and Facts are straight, Facts are lazy and Facts are late, Facts all come with points of view, Facts don't do what I want them to, Facts just twist the truth around, Facts are Living turned inside out, Facts are getting the best of them, and Facts are nothing on the face of Things all just hits you like it never did before, and you have to think:  Same As It Ever Was.  Thanks, RP! 

 
Hey CJ...PARTY YER BALLS OFF!

That is all. {#Jump}

The feeling returns

Whenever we close our eyes...
 aspicer wrote:
The sound of genius. 😎

 
Having a great time listening in from Ireland and st the beach in October wow . Happy days 
The sound of genius. 😎
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{#Cheers}     {#Cheers}     {#Cheers}      {#Cheers}     {#Cheers}
 
Not the worst song I've ever heard, but a long way from the best. I'm just saying.
Fantastic! Made me get up and dance!
 Chrisjea wrote:
Three excellent songs and then this.  Great band in the 70's.  Now, just annnoying

 
you have no taste, and you're a jerk, and yes i am attacking you on rp. no one puts TH in a corner. also, i'm an audiophile and forced to listen to rp at work, in which i hold a certain disdain for.
Facts all come with points of view...

Facts don't do what I want them to. 
Three excellent songs and then this.  Great band in the 70's.  Now, just annnoying
Quirky TH fun.
 jules44 wrote:
This album Changed My Life!!!!!!

All good, after a very bland 70s.{#Clap} 

 
A very bland 70's? {#Eh}  I guess you weren't there!
This music is so annoying... Please STOOOOPPP!!!
They have always been different to me, but in a good way ?

This song is GREAT. The beat kills me. They were one of the first bands to wake me up to alternative music back in the late 70's and early 80's. Great era if you were there. All era's are good, nothing bad about creativity when it comes to music. Just depends on your perspective and where you are in your life. :)


This album Changed My Life!!!!!!

All good, after a very bland 70s.{#Clap} 
I'll see your 6 and raise to 10 

ladybinnath wrote:
I went to rate this and found that somehow I'd previously rated an 8.  I must have been high.  8 —> 6 (and only that strong because sometimes things really connect better when you're high).

 


There are so many times when this is just the perfect thing to hear! like when you are writing a novel that you've been working on for years and Facts are simple and Facts are straight, Facts are lazy and Facts are late, Facts all come with points of view, Facts don't do what I want them to, Facts just twist the truth around, Facts are Living turned inside out, Facts are getting the best of them, and Facts are nothing on the face of Things all just hits you like it never did before, and you have to think:  Same As It Ever Was.  Thanks, RP! 
This is another of those songs I wish could be about ten minutes longer. So much fun on its way to perfection.
This album was Talking Heads at their peak IMHO {#Dancingbanana}
Simply fantastic.  I saw them perform this at the Greek shortly after it was released ... when I was in school ... oh wow, what an indelible experience at an indelible point in my life.
 aspicer wrote:
Genius in action! {#Notworthy}

 
.... totally agree 10
 xkolibuul wrote:

Not a chance.  Honestly, did you actually think that might happen?  

 
Easily my fave TH song....
 sadds97 wrote:
One of the worst songs ever made. Please remove it from the play list

 

Reminds me of the time I was playing Billy Joel's Virginia and the line"Catholic girls start much too late." I was getting royally bitched at from some woman to never play that song again. Yeah, sure, like I had any control over the playlist "back in the day."
Bill can play whatever he wants. It's his station!
Always wanted to ask Tina Weymouth out for a date...but she'd have to bring her bass along.


{#Cheesygrin}
 sadds97 wrote:
One of the worst songs ever made. Please remove it from the play list

 
Not a chance.  Honestly, did you actually think that might happen?  
I went to rate this and found that somehow I'd previously rated an 8.  I must have been high.  8 --> 6 (and only that strong because sometimes things really connect better when you're high).
"Crosseyed and Painless".  Wonder where that title came from?  Boogie music that dances very close to the definition of disco ....
Genius in action! {#Notworthy}
Great band.  Great song.  
Ahh yes crank up those old Bose 901s!
Best.album.ever. (right now)
TH always turns a drab day into a good day.
New Order - Shriekback - TH, pretty great set you've got going on here.