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There's a nag gonna dance home at Epsom
The fix is in
Can't wait to see how it upsets them
Too many times we've been postally pipped
We've loaded the saddles, the mickeys are slipped
We're swapping the turf for the sand
And the surf and the sin
'Cause the fix, the fix is in
The fix is in
The odds that I got were delicious
The fix is in
The jockey is cocky and vicious
The redoubtable beast has had Pegasus pills
We'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills
And the vino de Vici will flow like a river in spring
Now the fix, the fix is in
The fix is in
The snaps of the steward's so candid
The fix is in
Yes, our pigeons have finally landed
The Donaghue sisters will meet us in France
In penguins and pearls we'll drink and we'll dance
Till the end of our days
'Cause it ain't left to chance that we win
'Cause the fix, the fix is in
Anyone feel Leonard Cohen?
Isn't that illegal ?
Weird little tune
Normally, I really enjoy Elbow. In fact, I’m ever grateful to RP for introducing me to this (normally) amazing group.
I’m not quite sure why this tune gets so much airplay, tho. A lot of their earlier stuff (which I haven’t heard in ages!) FAR exceeds this ditty in composition & arrangement & likeability.
This. Exactly.
Normally, I really enjoy Elbow. In fact, I’m ever grateful to RP for introducing me to this (normally) amazing group.
I’m not quite sure why this tune gets so much airplay, tho. A lot of their earlier stuff (which I haven’t heard in ages!) FAR exceeds this ditty in composition & arrangement & likeability.
balancing Bernouli lift needed to sustain level flight, it takes a lot of 'back angle' to achieve appreciable distance. We did, however, make many one-way tosses, not because we disliked the music but most always because 1. They'd developed an intollerably audible scratch (and couldn't be sold back used, since the scratch was also visually prominent) OR 2. Priced at 99¢ (White Front) they were considerably cheaper than the 175g Wham-o frisbees that were our usual knock-around & friendly competition discs. When we were of an age that required head to head competition of everything from fastest down 6 stories of dorm stairs to highest number of behind-the-back frisbee catches, chucking albums off the cliff at the Torrey Pines Glider Port (alt. 371') well enough to reach the water was routine competition, when we had enough throwaways.
I was too cheap & poor to toss albums away. . . however in 1974 a dorm mate of mine won a Stompin' Tom LP as a prize (purchased by the rednecks on our floor who actually considered this to be a treasured item). Canucks will know who this guy was. Being a rocker, like myself, he didn't know what to do with it.
I helped him out. I waited until the Stompin' Tom fans were all gathered in the common room for their daily dose of Star Trek. Then I gleefully unwrapped the album in front of them, opened a window, and frisbeee-tossed the LP from our 5th floor.
I was very disappointed that the LP had such a short flight. It curved up sharply, and descended like a saw blade on edge. The outrage that I sparked amongst the assembled audience, however, made this the BEST FRISBEE TOSS OF MY LIFE! And, yeah, it didn't survive.
I would never do this to an Elbow album, of course!
WTUL used to have a certain level of fund raiser that would get a record played for a few bars, scratched and broken on air. One particular year, there was a shortage of Madonna records in NOLA and the surrounding area from the many profitable requests for "Like A Virgin"
Usually I enjoy Elbow as a replacement for Peter Gabriel (who no longer seems to be making music), but this song is best enjoyed as a replacement for Leonard Cohen (who has joined the Choir Invisible).
Who did Leonard Cohen & Peter Gabriel replace in your zero sum world?
Usually I enjoy Elbow as a replacement for Peter Gabriel (who no longer seems to be making music), but this song is best enjoyed as a replacement for Leonard Cohen (who has joined the Choir Invisible).
HUH?
I was too cheap & poor to toss albums away. . . however in 1974 a dorm mate of mine won a Stompin' Tom LP as a prize (purchased by the rednecks on our floor who actually considered this to be a treasured item). Canucks will know who this guy was. Being a rocker, like myself, he didn't know what to do with it.
I helped him out. I waited until the Stompin' Tom fans were all gathered in the common room for their daily dose of Star Trek. Then I gleefully unwrapped the album in front of them, opened a window, and frisbeee-tossed the LP from our 5th floor.
I was very disappointed that the LP had such a short flight. It curved up sharply, and descended like a saw blade on edge. The outrage that I sparked amongst the assembled audience, however, made this the BEST FRISBEE TOSS OF MY LIFE! And, yeah, it didn't survive.
I would never do this to an Elbow album, of course!
Deadwing wrote:
We called crappy albums "frisbees" back in the day. Like real frisbees, they would fly quite a ways before landing. Unlike real frisbees, they normally shattered into a thousand pieces when they returned to the tarmac.
But we were ok with that.
We also used to put crap albums in the oven on low heat and then bend them into interesting shapes.
We were quite the scamps back then.
(no reflection on THIS album which I adore- just explaining how gleefully destructive and irreverent some of us were back in the day).
I know we are all frustrated but lets keep politics off of RP
No worries, they have access to everything now.
The Fix is In...sounds like a comment on the US political situation.
Ha ha. No, it's about fixing a horse-race.
How many other songs are there about fixing a horse-race?
How many songs are there about fixing the 2020 U.S. presidential election?
sounds like the theme song to a Hugh Jackman movie
To me, more like a Rat Pack movie score. I can hear Dean and Sammy singing this.
Oh snap!
On the live version, Richard Hawley plays some scorching guitar!
verb (used with object), pipped, pip·ping. British Slang.1 to blackball.
2 to defeat (an opponent).
3 to shoot, especially to wound or kill by a gunshot.
The phrase 'pipped at the post' means beaten (past the winning post) at the last moment. Probably by a pip's length.
Pipped at the post - beaten right at the very end of the race. As the song is about fixing a horse race
I know we are all frustrated but lets keep politics off of RP
The fix is in?
verb (used with object), pipped, pip·ping. British Slang.1 to blackball.
2 to defeat (an opponent).
3 to shoot, especially to wound or kill by a gunshot.
- Master Yoda
R!
R!
Just getting old & forgetful like me.
Um...you ate yesterday.
TWSS
Elbow kills me, only caught on to them a couple years ago. This song got a 7 from me mid-way through, and an 8 by the end!
Bare Naked Ladies? Really? I can't really hear any resemblance...at all...nothing.
I'll third that. Can't hear anything at all. About as connected as two really disconnected things.
Bare Naked Ladies? Really? I can't really hear any resemblance...at all...nothing.
That voodoo stuff don't do nuthin for me...
oh lord! BNL is awful. i don't see any similarity whatsoever. not even from the songwriting/arrangements/delivery. weird!
AND they are allowed to vote...
but frisbees are for kids and monkeys. i am utterly confused. and why anyone would equate an lp with a frisbee, the letters in their names aren't even close to being similar.
We called crappy albums "frisbees" back in the day. Like real frisbees, they would fly quite a ways before landing. Unlike real frisbees, they normally shattered into a thousand pieces when they returned to the tarmac.
But we were ok with that.
We also used to put crap albums in the oven on low heat and then bend them into interesting shapes.
We were quite the scamps back then.
(no reflection on THIS album which I adore- just explaining how gleefully destructive and irreverent some of us were back in the day).
Was he talking about John Daly?
The Fix Lyrics
The fix is in
There's a nag gonna dance home at Epsom
The fix is in
Can't wait to see how it upsets 'em
Too many times we've been postally pipped
We've loaded the saddles, the mickeys are slipped
We're swapping the turf for the sand and the surf and the sin
Cause the fix, the fix is in
The fix is in
The odds that I got were delicious
The fix is in
The jockey is cocky and vicious
The redoubtable beast has had pegasus pills
We'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hills
And the Vino di Vici will flow like a river in spring
Now the fix, the fix is in
The fix is in
The snaps of the steward so candid
The fix is in
Yes, our pigeons have finally landed
The Donahue sisters will meet us in France
In penguins and pearls, we'll drink and we'll dance
'Til the end of our days, cause it ain't left to chance
That we win
Cause the fix, the fix is in
You all seem to be missing the point. No one is suggesting any actual connection between Frisbees and LPs.
The point of calling a crap LP a 'Frisbee' (and I can remember the term being used here in Australia amongst teenagers in the 70s and early 80s) was to indicate that it was no good for listening to and its only possible use was as a toy to throw around. The term Frisbee was also used for an LP that had got damaged and become unplayable.
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The term was used in a throwaway sense, not as a term for LPs in general. You wouldn't go to a friend's house and say "Got any new Frisbees?" or "Why don't you put a Frisbee on?". It would be used more like: "What's this like?" (indicating new LP) "Oh, it's a bit of a Frisbee, really" Or even more likely: "Uh-oh, it's a Frisbee now" (after dragging stylus across record while drunk).
but frisbees are for kids and monkeys. i am utterly confused. and why anyone would equate an lp with a frisbee, the letters in their names aren't even close to being similar.
Agreed - 7
@p_j_b... I invested.
The Pluto Platter was a toy similar to a Frisbee, nothing to do with recorded music. Read about the origin of the Frisbee and the Pluto Platter here.
I went to college in California in the good old days of the 70's. I never heard the term Frisbee applied to LPs. Perhaps it's an East Coast/West Coast thing.
You all seem to be missing the point. No one is suggesting any actual connection between Frisbees and LPs.
The point of calling a crap LP a 'Frisbee' (and I can remember the term being used here in Australia amongst teenagers in the 70s and early 80s) was to indicate that it was no good for listening to and its only possible use was as a toy to throw around. The term Frisbee was also used for an LP that had got damaged and become unplayable.
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The term was used in a throwaway sense, not as a term for LPs in general. You wouldn't go to a friend's house and say "Got any new Frisbees?" or "Why don't you put a Frisbee on?". It would be used more like: "What's this like?" (indicating new LP) "Oh, it's a bit of a Frisbee, really" Or even more likely: "Uh-oh, it's a Frisbee now" (after dragging stylus across record while drunk).
"In 1957, Wham-O co-founder Richard Knerr, decided to stimulate sales by giving the discs the additional brand name "Frisbee" (pronounced "FRIZ'-bee"), after hearing that East Coast college students were calling the Pluto Platter by that name."
Sounds more plausible than your "call".
The Pluto Platter was a toy similar to a Frisbee, nothing to do with recorded music. Read about the origin of the Frisbee and the Pluto Platter here.
I went to college in California in the good old days of the 70's. I never heard the term Frisbee applied to LPs. Perhaps it's an East Coast/West Coast thing.
During my days in college, back in the 70's, a long, long, long time ago, we used to call a 33 1/3 long playing album, or LP, a FRISBEE....if we hated the album, which meant, take the LP outside and hurl it away with a good flip of the wrist, or hurl it into a garbage can so as not to be littering the countryside. If I had purchased this album, Elbow, with this song, I would have to say, "What a Frisbee!". How do these bands get on the air anyway?
Gosh, this is seriously one of my very favourite albums. (Seriously) Now my feelings are hurt.
NO ONE ever called an LP a "frisbee" in the good old college days of the 70's. I call bullshit.
"In 1957, Wham-O co-founder Richard Knerr, decided to stimulate sales by giving the discs the additional brand name "Frisbee" (pronounced "FRIZ'-bee"), after hearing that East Coast college students were calling the Pluto Platter by that name."
Sounds more plausible than your "call".
NO ONE ever called an LP a "frisbee" in the good old college days of the 70's. I call bullshit.
Do you really think so or are just being nice?
I love when people attempt humor and fail miserably.
Please add "The Bones of you" from this same CD to the roatation.
It is a great investment!
During my days in college, back in the 70's, a long, long, long time ago, we used to call a 33 1/3 long playing album, or LP, a FRISBEE....if we hated the album, which meant, take the LP outside and hurl it away with a good flip of the wrist, or hurl it into a garbage can so as not to be littering the countryside. If I had purchased this album, Elbow, with this song, I would have to say, "What a Frisbee!". How do these bands get on the air anyway?
That's what I thought a few months ago. It ended up being a bad investment. But then, that seems to be the minority opinion among RP listeners.
I may have posted this elsewhere (i.e., another Elbow song), but I found the album tedious when listening to it from start to finish. For me, it's one of those discs in which the songs sound better interspersed with other songs—like in a radio format or perhaps shuffled with a bunch of other stuff in a CD/DVD changer. The contrast seems to take the tedium out them. So, it's a good album, just not all at once.
That's what I thought a few months ago. It ended up being a bad investment. But then, that seems to be the minority opinion among RP listeners.
good line in an otherwise MEH song
I feel the exact opposite.
Bought the album on the merit of this track and "Audience with the Pope." After hearing all the songs on the album, this is absolutely my least favorite now. The rest of the songs seem so genuine, and this one seems overly self-conscious of its own cleverness. Or something.
But I admit, the instrumentation is interesting/enjoyable, and I'd actually prefer it if there were no vocals. Very Elfman-esque, like a Tim Burton film.
FrankMc wrote:
Sounds sort of like Children of Leonard Cohen. Likable in its own odd way.
yes... why do you ask?
Please don't repost Excelsior's comments, he is a troll who left last Fall.
Regards,
PJB
yes... why do you ask?
I like it!
i picture oceans 11, clooney, pitt, cheadle, mack all looking way too cool.
At first I found this annoying, but somehow now I find this song quite intriguing.
I thought about this song as I watched the Super Bowl. The refs were a joke.
At first I found this annoying, but somehow now I find this song quite intriguing.
I am!
Richard Hawley sharing lead vocals on this one.
Richard Hawley is excellent, and hugely underrated, imo. 'Cole's Corner' & 'Standing At The Sky's Edge' are well worth checking out...