Lyrics:

How did I think it would be
Maybe like a TV show
Half hour episodes
To solve everything and make you
Absolutely happy
Absolutely happy

Now I've made you cry
Never see it coming
Always takes me by surprise
That I don't make you
Absolutely happy,
Sure gonna try to make you
Absolutely happy

And why should I
I'm as mixed up as the next guy
And how could I
I'm just a woman
Who wants to be here by your side

Wipe those tears away
Because they'll be here again
Before we know it
Just have one thing to say
That I will never make you
Absolutely happy,
I'm sure gonna try to make you
Absolutely happy,
But I know I'll never make you
Absolutely happy,
Still I'll try to make you
Absolutely happy

i didn't really have an opinion about this until that weird kenny-g-meets-pat-methany melody started to creep in...

Haven't heard this record in forever and a day. Good stuff.